By popular demand

Cuthbert, Ga.--Emails have flooded in for weeks asking for ALRart.net webmaster Alistair Robin to join the Elf Wax Times staff. Therefore, a formal request was made Thursday following correspondence from the established writer/theologian. Should he accept it, his future work can be found here, at alrart.elfwax.com.

Bookmark this website (and his too while you're at it) and email it to any interested friends and colleagues who may find his research useful.